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Q: How long can one milo run?
A: One Mile Lo.. HAHAHAHAHA (Just for Bernard!)
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
A: No? That’s because it’s hiding very well :)
Q: How long can one Nescafe run?
A: It doesn’t run, because it just sits in the cafe!
(I’ve told this one before, but I love it, still)
Q: What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car?
A: Carlos. HAHAH GET IT! CAR LOSS.
There’s actually a whole lot more. But I can’t really remember them right now lah please :P It doesn’t mean I like to tell lame jokes that my mind is full of them 24/7 okay! Haha I just like to tell them because they make people laugh :D and you can’t deny it, they do make you laugh! Hehe if not then I suggest you need to go for some sort of therapy because you know.. it is funny.
Happy 62nd Birthday to His Majesty, the Sultan!
Michs said,
July 15, 2008 at 8:37 pm
HAHA TING! :P homagash! Butt-smackerooz!
wobblyb said,
July 15, 2008 at 9:23 pm
OMG LAME!!!!! Have you read my blog? About the quotes one ;) hahaha you’re in it! HAHAHAHAH you must MUST do the actions!!!! I think i got the left/right mixed up but it’s ok….you’ll most definitely get it ;P
alex said,
July 15, 2008 at 9:54 pm
this is so typical ting!. Lame! haha.. you made my day. haha.
tingaling said,
July 23, 2008 at 8:11 pm
haha bernard i’ll get someone to take a pic of me doing it for you! :P
carriemon said,
July 26, 2008 at 2:21 pm
GHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD
I BURST OUT LAUGHING BY MYSELF AT THE MILO WTH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!